Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Software Testing Joke

Is a process used to identify the correctness, completeness and quality of developed computer software.
Usually testers report bugs* to the developers to fix them

Bug: A glitch or problem in the programming which causes the software to behave erratically.

Some Software Testing Types:
  • Testing Types
  • Integration Testing
  • Regression Testing
  • Acceptance Testing
  • Functional Testing

Finally, Here is the joke :)

TYPES OF TESTING WE* WOULD RATHER NOT SEE
WE: Testers
Aggression Testing
If this doesn’t work, I’m gonna kill somebody.

Compression Testing
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Confession Testing

Okay, okay, I did program that bug.

Congressional Testing

Are you now, or have you ever been a bug?

Depression Testing

If this doesn’t work, I’m going kill myself.

Egression Testing

Uh-0h, a bug... I’m outta here.

Digression Testing

Well, it should work, but let me tell you about my truck.

Expression Testing

#$(%&#*^#$

Obsession Testing

I’ll find this bug if it is the last thing that I do

Repression Testing

It’s not a bug, it’s a missing feature

Succession Testing

The system is dead. Long live the new system!

Suggestion Testing

Well, it works but wouldn’t it be better if....

:)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Never knew you were a GEEK like the rest of us:p

rare said...

Still not as "us"!
I don't read code ;)