Software Testing Joke

Is a process used to identify the correctness, completeness and quality of developed computer software.
Usually testers report bugs* to the developers to fix them
Bug: A glitch or problem in the programming which causes the software to behave erratically.

Some Software Testing Types:

• Testing Types
• Integration Testing
• Regression Testing
• Acceptance Testing
• Functional Testing

Finally, Here is the joke :)

TYPES OF TESTING WE* WOULD RATHER NOT SEE
WE: Testers
Aggression Testing
If this doesn’t work, I’m gonna kill somebody.

Compression Testing
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Confession Testing
Okay, okay, I did program that bug.

Congressional Testing
Are you now, or have you ever been a bug?

Depression Testing
If this doesn’t work, I’m going kill myself.

Egression Testing
Uh-0h, a bug... I’m outta here.

Digression Testing
Well, it should work, but let me tell you about my truck.

Expression Testing
#$(%&#*^#$

Obsession Testing
I’ll find this bug if it is the last thing that I do

Repression Testing
It’s not a bug, it’s a missing feature

Succession Testing
The system is dead. Long live the new system!

Suggestion Testing
Well, it works but wouldn’t it be better if....

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