Top 24 Replies by Programmers

Top 24 replies by programmers when their programs don't work :)

24. "It works fine on MY computer"
23. "Who did you login as ?"
22. "It's a feature"
21. "It's WAD (Working As Designed)"
20. "That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have the wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it's not been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?"
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
1. "I thought I fixed that."

Quoted from: http://www.geocities.com/xtremetesting

Guess ...

It's not a riddle, it's something you can eat ...
It’s called (Labaneh & Zieet)
White color: Labaneh = Yogurt
Yellow color: Zieet = Oil

: is my sign :)

Kind-hearted

They always call me a kind-hearted! When I was in school, university, & NOW! They’ve advised me to be aware of those who try to fool me! But I used to insist on giving other chance for those who hurts me, & that such a people do not exist near me!

Yesterday I was accused that I was given amount of money to deliver it to my aunt! But I haven’t got any penny from her -who accused me! I don’t even know anything about the intending of that someone to send those money to my aunt so she’ll buy particular cloths!

I haven’t ever been in such a situation, I rechecked my wallet, my pocket just to rest my conscious mind, nothing was there, & nothing was in my mind about this story.
Money doesn’t mean anything to me I’m ready to pay that amount to her, but what means to me is my reputation, and my justness in this issue.

This morning I’ve called X to end the problem –since X is in another country. She was taking everything easy as if she doesn’t care to that amount of money; which mean two things: either she has noticed that she didn’t give me any and can’t confess, or there has been a misunderstanding & also can’t admit it.

I have now to tell the people who are involved in with the truth, incase she has told them an imaginary rumor. But I hate to defend myself while I haven’t done anything wrong!

* That someone = who accused me = she (in gray)

This picture was taken in as shown in the picture! It’s on the roof of my aunt’s house – in Nablus - we were just kidding when we had it! But it was really nice, what do you think! Comments were added by me